rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

Me:  Wow I feel like I haven't heard this song in 46 years
Mother:  You are 15

Beethoven:  ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience:  *cheers*
Beethoven:  I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

 

the first day of physical science in eighth grade we all got to the classroom and sat around for the first five minutes without a teacher and we were all really confused because no one came in but then music started blasting out of nowhere and our teacher popped out of the equipment closet in a tuxedo and jumped across the room on top of our lab desks and shouted “the name’s bond. atom bond.”

THIS MADE MY DAY